The Other Night | Murzban Jal

The Other Night
A Yankee billionaire
Ate and ate and ate
And then he farted
Yes, yes, he farted
After he ate and ate and ate
The Other Night

The fart was so loud that
It was heard all over the world
Yes, yes, heard all over the world
But not only heard,
But echoed and echoed and echoed
The fart
The Other Night

It was so loud (the fart)
That the echo
Shook all parts of the world
Yes, yes, shook all parts of the world

The Government of Israel heard it and screamed
“Bloody anti-Moses infidel Iran
The land of unbelievers
Trying to bomb us!”

And then the Government of Iran also heard it and screamed
“Bloody anti-Moses infidel Israel
The land of unbelievers
Trying to bomb us!”

And then anti-Moses infidel Israel
The land of unbelievers
Threw rocks and stones
Yes, yes, threw rocks and stones
At anti-Moses infidel Iran

And then anti-Moses infidel Iran
The land of unbelievers
Threw rocks and stones
Yes, yes, threw rocks and stones
At anti-Moses infidel Israel

So many, many rocks and stones were thrown
That they drowned both Israel and Iran
Only the Governments of Israel and Iran were left
Screaming and screaming and screaming

All because of a Yankee billionaire
Who ate and ate and ate
And then farted
The Other Night